Wow, son, you've grown up! It's been a long time since I've had anal

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)

Brother, don't come on my underwear, I have a date now

Two daughters and both sluts - fuck the redhead tonight, behaved well

What a guy, Dad. As long as you're fucking me like this, I'm not going out at all

It's nothing - my son has a date, so he's learning how to do cunnilingus on his mother

Never seen a mother masturbate? I'll fix that

How's that, sister? My dick is good enough to stick in you

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

Drunk daughter sucked me off - well, who am I if I don't fuck her, huh?

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"

Son, why were you peeping again? I told you, I'll wash up and we'll have sex

Brother, I want to try anal, how many times do I have to talk you into it?

Brother, help me out here, I can't go on a date as a virgin

Sister, my boyfriend will fuck me until I squirt and fuck you

It's a good thing I have a daughter - my wife won't let me go up the ass like that

What do you mean, you don't want to? Sit on your dick, or I'll tell my dad everything

Sister, you're a giver - what difference does it make whether you suck your brother or your friend

Son, just don't peek. When I get naked, I'll fuck you myself

The stepmother is annoying, fuck her in the ass... She wants to get it up her ass

All right, all right, I won't tell my dad about anything, just get on your dick fast